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The first five people to comment in this post get to request a sketch of a character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their drawing ability level. If you absolutely can't draw, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to offer drabbles or icons or something instead.

I draw pretty pictures!

Moral: Don't play Mirror's Edge if you suck with aiming... or DO play Mirror's Edge if you like falling off of buildings.

Worked on legs, arms and back two days ago and did some stretching yesterday for legs so I decided to work on abs today.

Regular Stomach Crunches x 45
Right Side x 25
Left Side x 25
Bicycle Crunches x 25
Sit Ups x 25

Stretched after and worked on balance. Had some juice. Looking forward to being sore.

Goal: Get a mostly toned body, eventually pick up running and get into some parkour training.

Thing I stole from a DA journal.

A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H: You are Quirky.
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You love to drink
R : Crazy!
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.

LJ Username:

S : You love to drink
I : Great in bed.
N : You like to drink.
J : People Adore you
O : Crazy
K : You're wild and crazy.
E : Great in bed.
R : Crazy!

...Well, the part sounds like me and I do like to drink if I can find something I like.

Real long name:

J : People Adore you
O : Crazy
E : Great in bed.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.

K : You're wild and crazy.
O : Crazy

Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
E : Great in bed.
E : Great in bed.

S : You love to drink
I : Great in bed.
U : You really like to chill.

The whole great in bed thing just amuses me so much, I don't exactly get any at all. Doesn't help that I'm picky too. I am crazy though.

Well, it's been a while since I wrote anything here. It's not like I'm ever away from the computer, I'm always sitting right here. Time constantly feels like it's at a standstill for me but that's my own problem.

I love Deadpool. He's often seen as a nut but sometimes you see how complex he really is. I'm never wearing converse in the rain without shorter pants ever again. Yes Tea, I did roll up my pants but they happen to unroll.

So bored...

Ravenclaw: 80, Gryffindor: 72, Slytherin: 67, Hufflepuff: 66

Moral: I will continue to deny being a nerd for a long time... Though I will continue to less than three really cute nerdy guys.

So for anybody who's randomly reading this somehow and don't know me very well at all, I'm currently stuck with being the costume designer for this production team that is part of this new program at my school.

Well, here's the main story. On tuesday during one of my classes my teacher had finally brought in a sample of cloth so I could see what I'll be working with for this play we're producing. We got the cloth donated. From this place with a program for it.

From a stripper/porno company.

...Yeah.

So the fabric was this really bright neon hot pink, but wait it gets worse. I'm examining the fabric a bit to see what kind of material it's made of, it's pretty much this spandexy kind of thing, and I'm wondering out loud just what strippers do with this stuff. I'm not that bright as you people might be able to guess by now. I mean, hmm, what would a stripper be doing with cloth when they're paid to take their clothes off? I dunno use it for their clothing? Hey! that's probably it!

Back to the main story. It was after playing with the fabric a bit that I notice something odd, and me being the person that I am just just can't help but say out loud the words that confirm the fabric is indeed from a porno... "Why the hell is there a stain?!" I know, I could have handled that a bit better but it just took me by surprise. It's not even a normal stain either, it's actually got this crusty stuff on it.  So my teacher in her infinite wisdom decides that unless she tells us to we wouldn't be able to figure it out for ourselves and says, "Don't lick the stain, you don't know what it might be."

Thank you, even I don't think I could have figured that out for myself, I'd have probably gone ahead and licked it thinking, "Golly gee, I wonder what this stain is! Gosh, maybe somebody accidentally spilled some food on this porno cloth. I wonder what it was, maybe I'll find out by licking it!"

Now if only her lessons were this helpful we'd know what she wants from us when she tells us to work.

Moral: Gotta expect anything when using cloth from porno companies. It's really funny to see Tea expecting some regular story and once you deliver the main bit her face just breaks and her ovary pops. Don't worry JM and MC, it was only the right one, she can still have your 25 babies. On another note, I tend to appear invisible to a lot of teachers.

Quotes of the week:  "How can you say you love her when you can't even eat her poo?" - Some crazy hentai anime thing. If you're really brave, ask and I'll tell you which one it is.

"York? Your old freelancer buddy? Was Carolina with him?" "She was already dead." "And what about Bermuda?" "That's not a state, dumbass." "Portland?" "Shut up!"

"One second he was there and the next he was gone." "What about the second after that?" "Can I kill him?" "No, I'm saving him incase we ever need him for food." - Pvt. Leonard L.Church, Tex and Pvt. Michael J. Caboose from Red vs Blue

"Hey, she's not dead, she's just naked!"  "What? That little slut, I'm gonna kill her!" "Take a screenshot take a screenshot!" - Pvt. Franklin Delano Donut, Pvt. Dexter Grif and Pvt. Dick Simmons

It's a beautiful sunny day the weather's not to cool or too hot...

So why am I sitting inside the house lounging in some shirt and pants (Don't own Batman boxers yet...) while my cat sleeps next to me in my bed? Well, I'm writing already so might as well continue.

I'm walking the rest of the way home after an odd conversation with Brennan about belching and farting contests, and I decide to try out one of those Rockstar energy drinks. Being your typical angst filled teenager, I feel that it is my duty to put as much toxic chemicals into my body as possible. Anyways, I'm walking home with my bag of loot and this girl I used to go to school with passes by, she's dressed in teenage girl fashion and is checking her outfit for any problems like loose threads, her make up is done lightly and she's off to go on some date. I look at myself and wonder, would I be doing the same if things were different? Then I remember video games are more fun than poking your eye out with make up, also I'm really sensitive to that stuff anyways.

Besides, I look pretty damn good normally.



-Le sigh- So sexy... I look like I'm ready to take over the world.

I'll make another entry after I drink the can of Rockstar and play Halo 2.

Moral: Given the chance I'd still pick to be the crazy geek.

Role-Playing: Who am I?
By: Majik and Essence
101 Questions You Should Be Able to Answer About Your Character

Basics

1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Phoenix Dash, people call me PD cause it's less of a mouthful.

2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
Same age and birthdate as my player since she essentially is me.

3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Ask the player. I live in a crazy version of Canada where it's an imitation of those big cities in the comics. I'll stand for the national anthem when I want to.

4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Average people with talent. Again, ask the player since I'm a what if version of her.

5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
One younger sister who has got to be the dumbest thing on this planet and two half siblings who's mother I forgot to kick down the stairs.

6. What is your occupation?
Superhero.

7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
Pretty much a short 5'4", I'm 5'6" in costume. A lady never reveals her weight... (It's 120lbs. powered down and 130lbs. when I power up. It's from the muscles and costume.)

8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Right now it's dyed a redish brown, fully powered it becomes white. Still don't know why. My eyes are black but the iris becomes similar to fire.

9. What is your race?
Human, I'm just a genetic freak.

10. To which social class do you belong?
Middle?

11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Hell, I think I'm one of the hottest things to walk on the planet, Apex and Helix are too. Hasn't mattered to me yet.

12. What is your style of dress?
Functional but stylish.

13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
Weird birthmark on my neck which looks like I got bitten. Tattoos are in the process.

14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Honeydew melon. I have some back problems.

15. Are you right- or left-handed?
I'm a righty.

16. What does your voice sound like?
Depends on my mood that day.

17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
Mix of formal, informal and use of big words.

18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
Horrible humor that never dies, I'm fast and very easily - Oh! What's that?

19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Everyday or every other day. Perfumes smell nice.

20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Lost, neutral.

21. Do you use body language? How?
I know how to read body language.

22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Plenty, dude.

Childhood

23. What is your earliest memory?
I was crawling aorund on a couch as a baby, I think it was covered in a tweed like material. Curious little bugger I was.

24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
Fifth year of highschool. Nobody ever enjoys it until they leave.

25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Here and there.

26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
It was okay and disney like all kids had.

27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A scientist.

28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Don't wanna talk about it.

29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Gah! That is such a creepy question!

30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Nope.

Influences

31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
When I discovered my powers. Sure, I smashed into a brick wall since I couldn't brake but it was awesome!

32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Capturing my first bad guy.

33. What is your greatest regret?
That time I drank too fast. Ewww.

34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
Wow, there's a huge list.

35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
My Identity.

36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I stole a baby on a dare.

37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
I dunno.

38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Yes, to fun places.

Beliefs

39. What is your alignment?
I'm Chaotic - Good. Sometimes Lawful-Neutral, depends on my mood and sugar intake.

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Bouncing off the walls insane.

41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
I believe in me and various gods.

42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
I'll get back to you once I've seen it.

43. What is your greatest fear?
Heights. Sometimes pink bunnies...GIANT ones.

44. What makes your character angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Angry? Stupid people. Sad? Uhhh... Happy? Abusing my powers.

45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Crazy.

46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
To each their own..

47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
I've done all but killing. That's just wrong.

48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
Far enough to punch the jerk who said otherwise in the face.

49. How much do you value money?
Money buys pretty things.

50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Take another life or scar another in a deep mental level.

51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
If it makes an actual difference that will last.

52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Yep.

53. Are you superstitious?
Sometimes.

54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
I don't really care.

55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Blunt.

56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Stupid people shouldn't breathe.

Dealing With Others

57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
There's a few people.

58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
My mother. I hate stupid people so much! Notice a pattern here?

59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Hehe...He's so cute...

60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I have a bunch.

61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
Hate their guts. Doesn't matter to me. I can get along with females.

62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
Don't care people are people. Also don't care. Guys are fun to hang around.

63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
We have an emotional bond. I can tell how he's feeling through text.

64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
Not be a stupid dick.

65. How close are you to your family?
Just close to my mom.

66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
That'd be nice.

67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
If things can be avoided then I'll try.

68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Depends.

69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
A bit easily.

70. Do you hold grudges?
Yep.

71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Hells no.

72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Sometimes.

73. How well do you express yourself?
I'm an arteest.

74. How quickly do you judge others?
Quite.

75. Do you care what others think of you?
Not really. I act like a retard.

76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
Stupid people.

Personal Taste and Opinions

77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Depends. Red. Anything not slimy. I've got a few.

78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I like all arts and most forms of entertainment.

79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
Drinking is about it.

80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Sleeping or fighting crime.

81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
So I'm a jedi right...

82. How long is your attention span?
Boop!

83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
Only if it's funny.

84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Plenty.

85. How do you deal with stress?
I relax.

86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
Suck at sports but I can run and hit. I draw, dance, act, sing and play an instrument.

87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
Kittens! Children can be the devil.

88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
Depends.

89. What are your pet peeves?
Loud stupid people.

Self-Image

90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I can comfort people easy. I'm an asshole though.

91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'm happy with my flaws.

92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Depends.

93. Do you like yourself?
I like me.

94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
No.

95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Keeping the world safe so my kids won't have to put up with the crap I had.

96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Done with all my education. The world's less corrupt. Started a family.

97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Eitehr with meaning or natural causes.

98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
Being a crazy retarded hero that did good. Or having a tombstone that says Death by oral sex.

99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Distracted, crazy, scary.

100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Same as above.

101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Can't have fun if I don't.

Why am I a Pegasus? I mean, do I seem like a Pegasus to you guys?

Yeah, no stories. There was Garett's party but not that much happened other than getting molested by some random dude.

Meme 1: Stolen from ahsinet
Please leave a one-word comment that you think best describes me. It can only be one word. No more. Then copy & paste this in your journal so that I may leave a word about you.


Meme 2: Stolen from ahsinet
Leave a comment here and I'll:

1. Tell you why I friended you
2. Associate you with a song/movie
3. Tell a random fact about you
4. Tell a first memory about you
5. Associate you with an animal/fruit
6. Ask something I've always wanted to know about you
7. In response, you MUST spread this disease in your LJ

Your results:
You are Dark Phoenix

Dark Phoenix 90% Mystique 88% Juggernaut 76% Venom 76% The Joker 74% Poison Ivy 67% Riddler 60% Apocalypse 60% Catwoman 59% Mr. Freeze 57% Two-Face 56% Dr. Doom 55% Magneto 52% Lex Luthor 47% Kingpin 45% Green Goblin 44%

A prime example of emotional extremes: Passion and fury incarnate.

Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

Okay, so this all started off when we went to see Stranger Than Fiction, good movie by the way. I guess we could have blamed it all on Max being such a candy pusher but it really doesn't quite feel like that was even in the least part of the cause. One movie later and a round of whats we left the cinema.

Since Tea's mother wasn't around we decided to waste some time at the arcade with DDR as usual... They decided to replace the machine with a crappy knock off of it and you couldn't even hear the music at all! Still I tried to give it a chance while Tea and Max attacked the fooseball table to settle and old score started in Wal-Mart. (Which is another story that I can only vaguely remember right now.) It didn't take us long to finish what we were doing and we were trying to find another game to play.

Then we saw her in all her glorious beauty which called to us like a siren, her once dirty complexion had been changed to something else that it took a few seconds to register just who she was. Quickly we approached her before anybody else could and discovered that some idiot left 3 tokens in the Bust a Move Again EX machine. (You thought I was talking about a person? You sickos.) So we started playing the puzzle mode going in the order of me, Tea and Max for each round. The whole time it was spent with us acting as retarded as anybody could get without having any actual brain damage, though as teenagers we are pretty screwed up in the head anyways. It was filled with yells of, "Avenge us!," and Max's disturbing cries of, "Yes!." (Think Pinky and the Brain when the Brain has something finally going his way. I miss that show so much.)

After a while of playing I started to notice that the point of the game is to explode feti(I think that's the pural form of the word.), makes no sense that the blue one is just water and the red has nothing but I've figured out that the silver is a fish fetus, yellow is a bee fetus, green is a frog fetus and purple is a dinersaur fetus.  Which didn't stop us from playing at all. Also, I cannot control my random accents. Max decided that we must play until we reach our destination of the Question mark stage. $5 later we were almost there... and then it happened, the most tragic thing possible to happen to any gamer in the middle of a game. The manager switched off the power and a few seconds later Tea and I heard an unearthly cry erupt from beside us. Okay, Max just screamed a, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!," worthy of being in the most hardcore of murder movies. We think he took a good couple of years off the poor guy's life but he gave us some game tokens which we'll drill holes into and wear in memory of that night.

We plan to do it again soon.

Quotes of the day: "Why you the fetus?" - Not the actual quote but hell that's what they heard me say and it stuck.

"That one's a Dinersaur." - Me again because of my accents. We think a dinersuar is a T-rex that's green with pink stripes and chrome.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" - Max's infamous scream that may cause people to think the theater is haunted.

"Ye-es!" - Max again.

"You know the thing!" - Tea. I kind forgot what it was about.

"What?" "What?" "What?" "What...are you guys talking about?" - All three, we're just that confused.

Moral: I'm starting to think we really will kill Tea with laughing cause she did fall a good couple of times. Max is possibly a banshee. Kinda fun to sit in a parking lot to catch your breath from laughing too much. Never leave a place too quickly because you'll look like a moron walking back in to wait for your ride. It's fun to try and kill people with Max's scream.

You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Quotes of the day: "Ba-bawk bawk bawk! bawk bawk bawk!" - Robot Chicken

Moral: I need to get my costume together.

It's a present for TEA. I got the idea after seeing the commercial.

Quotes of the day:  "John Mayer can sing your pants off." - Sadie, I think.

"Sam Roberts can sing your soul out of your body." - Me for some reason.

"It'd be a pretty neat party trick to just sing a note and everybody's pants fly off." Me again. I'm such a quote whore.

Moral: I go from Suicidal to Happy-what's-it in minutes. I'm bipolar in a sense where I can talk about murder then kittens and make it work.

So yeah, I'm old now. I also have a cocktail shaker! I loves you Tricia! I also love Gerard for setting Mona up with Janet! She wanted to be in whatever group I'm supposedly in cause she "knows" me.

Quote of the day: "It's so painful to watch." - Benn on the subject of people trying to do a militaryish march.

Moral: I like to harass people a lot. I love Alicia's (crap I don't know how to spell her name) hat in a sexual way.